Every teen now a days has their party role models. The people that are rich and famous for their films, sports, or anything to be honest. But we don't love these people just because of their fame. We love them because they know how to throw the most down right, craziest parties ever. I mean c'mon, we're teenagers. All we care about is booze and boobs. Think about it, every new week always brings about the question "How was your weekend?". And almost always this is answered by explaining something crazy you did one night, not because it was smart, but because it was absolutely stupid and would make for a great story. The next ten people you see, will have you begging to meet them one day. Without further ado, here are the top 10 greatest partiers of all time.
#10. Gronk
You know, when Gronk is the bottom of the list you know you will be reading about some all stars. Gronk is (in)famous for his party antics in the off seasons. Not only is this dude a world class tight end in the NFL, he is also a world class partier. Gronk was out on stage with LMFAO the same night he lost in the Super Bowl. Now THAT is dedication.
#9. Prince Harry
Being the youngest son in a royal family means one thing. No responsibility. His brother will become King, and you are there just as a public figure and if anything happens to your brother. This is what Harry realizes and decided to not give one fuck and to become one of the best partiers in the UK. Just look at that picture. A man apart of the family that runs the country is at a club with random people drinking straight vodka out of a bottle. That's when you know you're in a laid back society. Why can't Biden release pictures like this?
#8. Andy Warhol
Andy was always known as a weird guy. He was an artist who loved drugs. He would party with numerous rock stars and other celebrities and secretly take anything he could. There are stories of him taking cocaine with Mick Jagger, and many more. Some people are into meeting artists, I'm not. I like hanging out with a lot of people and messing around. He seems like the guy that would sit there and whisper for hours about nonsense. Regardless, this man partied with many icons, so he has to be on this list.
#7. The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones are one of the greatest bands of all time. They were also the hardest partiers around. The front man, Mick Jagger, has been known to have plowed more than 4,000 women in his life time. The man is an absolute legend in my book.
#6. Jim Morrison
I could go on about this man for days. He is one of the most intriguing men in history. Mr. Mojo Risin' was known as a partier to many and was a relentless alcoholic. He also loved taking psychoactive drugs. There's one reason why Jim is number 6 on this list. Because of his stage antics including the infamous Miami concert. He would frequently record music hammered, and play them at his concert hammered as well. It seems to me that most of his life was a blur to him, but damn, did he make some kick ass tunes.
#5. Charlie Sheen
Sheen has been infamous in recent years with his total drug problem. This guy at the peak of his anti sobriety, was having world renowned porn stars living at his house, and was throwing bangers. He would wake up to large, fake boobed women and would do nothing but be surrounded by them all day. To me, he's like a poor man's Hugh Hefner.
#4. Jimi Hendrix
Jimi died of a heroin overdose in 1970. He was known for his high rampages on stage like setting his guitar on fire. He made most of his music on heroin. The party got to him young and took control of him.
#3. Hugh Hefner
This man needs no explanation. He is the ultimate hero in every teenagers eyes. He is known for his phenomenal parties at the Mansion, and was the creator of Playboy Magazine. That's all there is to know. Hugh, I salute you, Pal.
#2. Dan Bilzerian
One of my goals in life is to be able to shake this man's hand. He is the definition of the biggest beauty in the world. I would call him a modern day, not as scummy, Jordan Belfort. He is a man's man. He is surrounded by models 24/7, he is a gambling maniac, and a venture capitalist. He is also an actor, and has one of the best lives in the world. Seriously, look this guy up on Instagram. You'll love him too. Oh, on another note, he was recently in the news for throwing a porn star off of a roof with one hand.
#1. Jordan Belfort
Jordan was one of the most genius evil masterminds the world has ever seen. He was able to successfully take millions of dollars away from people in the stock industry, and he almost made it out scott free. The movie The Wolf of Wall Street is based on his life, so anyone who has seen it understands this man's insanity and brilliance. All I'm saying is he threw the biggest parties, was one of the richest men in Wall Street, and was addicted to any drug you could think of. If you want to know more, check out the film or read his book, which is the same name. You will not be let down. He lived the life of a champion.